And for the rest of us.. Dahleng, it's all about the dress!
THE GOOD LIST
Cameron Diaz.
Now this was the sexy vixen I remembered from the Mask.
Alexander McQueen did an amazing magic on her.
Christina Hendricks.
Somebody just stole the red carpet with that golden glow,
and she didn't have to be blond!
Kudos Christian Siriano for this gorgeous item.
Courteney Cox.
A proof that black could be very refreshing indeed.
Say hi to your cute hubby doll!
Drew Barrymore.
Very classy in Atelier Versace.
Kate Hudson.
Astonishingly silky in Marchesa.
Tina Fey.
Love this cute girlie outfit.
Very 1950-s ball.
THE BAD LIST
Amy Adams.
I enjoyed Amy Adams. I admired Carolina Herrera.
I respect pregnant women. But what was this about?
Shame on you Carolina!
She looked simply fugly.
Calista Flockhart
in Alberta Ferretti.
Somebody feed the girl.
Harrison?
Glen Close.
Oh I don't know. Maybe it was your biceps and triceps?
Maybe it was your fake golden tan? Maybe it was the shimmery number
which resembled a shimmery wet lizard getting out from the swamp.
Something was just wrong. Something was just missing.
Lea Michele (Glee).
Maybe this was one of your first award ceremonies,
so I would forgive you.
Xena the Warrior Princess wanted to be Odile,
the black swan, for the upcoming performance in the Met.
Mariah Carey.
Why didn't you just flash them all out together!
Your boobs were distracting
(and they were like taking over 2/3 of your pose).
Penelope Cruz.
Was it the black umbrella? In this Armani,
I felt like she wanted to be sexiest (with laces) -
mummified (in ribbons) mourner in a funeral.
Zoe Saldana (Avatar).
I thought you were interesting as a blue
N'avi creature Neytiri.
But this makes you look like a drenched purple cat.
Cute dress though too much ruffles!
Cameron Diaz.
Now this was the sexy vixen I remembered from the Mask.
Alexander McQueen did an amazing magic on her.
Christina Hendricks.
Somebody just stole the red carpet with that golden glow,
and she didn't have to be blond!
Kudos Christian Siriano for this gorgeous item.
Courteney Cox.
A proof that black could be very refreshing indeed.
Say hi to your cute hubby doll!
Drew Barrymore.
Very classy in Atelier Versace.
Kate Hudson.
Astonishingly silky in Marchesa.
Tina Fey.
Love this cute girlie outfit.
Very 1950-s ball.
THE BAD LIST
Amy Adams.
I enjoyed Amy Adams. I admired Carolina Herrera.
I respect pregnant women. But what was this about?
Shame on you Carolina!
She looked simply fugly.
Calista Flockhart
in Alberta Ferretti.
Somebody feed the girl.
Harrison?
Glen Close.
Oh I don't know. Maybe it was your biceps and triceps?
Maybe it was your fake golden tan? Maybe it was the shimmery number
which resembled a shimmery wet lizard getting out from the swamp.
Something was just wrong. Something was just missing.
Lea Michele (Glee).
Maybe this was one of your first award ceremonies,
so I would forgive you.
Xena the Warrior Princess wanted to be Odile,
the black swan, for the upcoming performance in the Met.
Mariah Carey.
Why didn't you just flash them all out together!
Your boobs were distracting
(and they were like taking over 2/3 of your pose).
Penelope Cruz.
Was it the black umbrella? In this Armani,
I felt like she wanted to be sexiest (with laces) -
mummified (in ribbons) mourner in a funeral.
Zoe Saldana (Avatar).
I thought you were interesting as a blue
N'avi creature Neytiri.
But this makes you look like a drenched purple cat.
Cute dress though too much ruffles!
Next time better,
Prof. Utonium
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